Just messing around

coelasquid:

throughthewildblue:

You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).

Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.

Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.

Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?

People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.

Okay, but let’s talk for a second about how that one lady called turkey “big chicken”

When I was working at Kmart, I had one customer have their EBT not go through because the coffee they were purchasing was located next to the coffeemakers, which meant it counted under the housewares department and not our pantry department so the system didn’t even read it as being food. That’s how strict these benefits are.

aboutmerpeople:

The secret handshake of Narwhalmen.
Male narwhals actually do cross tusks like this in the wild, see a photo of real Narwhal tusking-behavior HERE. 

aboutmerpeople:

The secret handshake of Narwhalmen.

Male narwhals actually do cross tusks like this in the wild, see a photo of real Narwhal tusking-behavior HERE. 

supahbeefcakes:

I can’t tell you how disappointed I am that this didn’t happen

supahbeefcakes:

I can’t tell you how disappointed I am that this didn’t happen

aboutmerpeople:

Hammerman creepin. 

aboutmerpeople:

Hammerman creepin. 

fer1972:

Insect Sculptures made from Junk Stuff by Edouard Martinet

kiyuukins:

I haven’t set foot in the Bleach fandom in years, but I’m completely losing my shit right now

yes, perfect

cangsir:

happy time of soda

yes happy babbies

God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out.

Anurag Sahay (via really-shit)

this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard

(via wickedwitchelphaba)

howstuffworks:

tedx:

awkwardsituationist:

photos of butterfly and moth wings taken by linden gledhil at seven to ten times life size.

"evolution is written on the wings of butterflies" - charles darwin

Spectacular. We’re reminded of this talk from butterfly expert Peter Smetacek on the relationship between butterflies and rivers in India. Watch the whole talk here»

Read more about How Butterflies Work, including their wings and scales.

the-prankster:

thiscrazystupidworld:

thefoodofloveismusic:

10 of our favorite German idioms (DW.de)

Oh, this is fun!

Once you start translating German idioms you see how funny this language actually is!

[In order to see all 10 you have to click the arrow on the right next to the first image! Enjoy!]

beautiful celebration night though

My people!

Also, on the subject of German being a funny language, a couple of my favorite words:

Handschuh: Glove (lit. Hand shoe)

Flugzeug: Airplane (lit. Flying thing)

Leberkaese: German style of lunch meat (lit. Liver cheese. Contains neither liver nor cheese)